Lola does the Smarty Pants Dance!

Probably because she's smarter than a fifth grade at age 2. For her smarts (and her dance), she won $10,000 on America's Funniest Videos in May 2008 (the show aired in October), and this video clip has slowly been making its way around the interwebs since. The illegal copies on YouTube won't last forever, so get the video straight from the source by clicking the ABC link above.

Our next "Wag Of The Finger" goes to the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Recent research confirms that our galaxy is orbiting a super-massive, star-sucking black hole that's devouring our cosmic neighborhood from the inside out. And I am going on the record as being against this swirling vortex of cosmic nothingness. Shame on you! Wag, wag, wag! Our intelligent designer didn't spend six days working his infinite behind off so you could suck in every piece of matter that crosses your event horizon. Let me tell you something, black hole, you may have swallowed a hundred million suns, but now you're dealing with America. We're not going to get sucked into a super-dense dark mass with a gravitational pull so strong that not even light can escape. We're going to die of Avian Flu. Black hole, you're on notice.